Vegas Phoenix rises from Ashes of Sparks

Thanks to the Shaolin Support Line (Au), I (think I) now have access to this crap.

Will this replace Evites?
Will Seth now respond?
Will the B-Boyz re-dominate?
Will B-nad be able to throw likes it not the 70s?
Will anyone answer Floppy when he calls?
Will Jen and Aurelie get lame-er now that they aren't dyking out?
Will Sunshine and Rahim really get it on while Gatt cops a feel?
Will people stop asking me stuff 800x, like when/where the game is?

all these pressing questions and more (but mainly the first/last) will hopefully be answered soon.

As the first test of the Emergency Shaocast System:
Anyone able/desire a game this weekend and/or next?
(preference on time/place/opponent?
Default answers are: High Noon/Stadium/Shamrock)