shaolin's not cool, man

I guess it's "not COOL" to play ultimate this weekend. Sorry I didn't
get the "MEM-MO." I guess all the "COOL" kids will be "doing REEFER" and
"slamming BREWSKIS" with Bob Dole and playing stinky pinky with little
Sally Rotten Crotch and "SHOPLIFTING" from near-sighted Asian grocers
with Rick Santorum. WHOO! LET'S PARTY! Pass me a brewski! Give me some
of that sweet Reefer man! WOOHOO!! Cause that's what YOU guys are into.
That's what's "COOL." That's what's "AWESOME." Not doing homework or
playing frisbee. That's not cool, that's not AWESOME. That's like LAME,
man. Frisbee's like lame, man. Scarshots are like stupid man. Gattorn's
got testes like Raisinets, man. Reefer and shoplifting. That's where
it's at. Losers.

-SamD