what does haiti have to do with us

Getting back to you on the subject of what does Haiti have to do with us ---

In 1803, after years of slave and indigenous uprisings in Haiti against the fucking French (Yeah, freedom jew, I said it), the French finally was like "auwh, deez black peepel are zway too uppity for us civilized type. Let us forge our own destiny and forget deez surrounding landz. auwh"

So the French began their way back west, and that included areas North of Haiti including their failed attempt at taking on N'awlens and surrounding areas.

So the French were all ike "auwh hey Washingtoon types, le dumb asses, the uppity's be your destiny. Ill sell you Louisiana and everything to the west of it for $15 million Bucks. Then Napolean leaned to the side, pretended to cough, and said in Homer Simpson like fashion under his breath "suckerzz".

So like the Americans, that being us, were like.............UHHHHHHHHHHH -- OK! So, the biggest land purchase in the history of the world, being the Louisiana Purchase, took place between the USA and the French for the cost of a couple 7 bedroom houses in Georgetown. We got California. They got le boot (luckily they weren't German or they would have got Das Boot).

And it started because of the wonderful country in present day Haiti.

thank you gut.