queers

I was at a bar (we'll call it "Asylum") and overheard a great song,
(downloading as we speak) by the Queers - who apparently have
the best song titles ever - and tailor-made for Shaolin, look:

Asylum: 'This Place Sucks'
Fox: 'Fagtown'
Buttdart: 'I Wanna be a Homosexual'
Hot Carl (Gatt): 'Next Stop Rehab'
Floppy: 'Stupid Fuckin Vegan'
Pfeuffer: 'Don't Puke'
and the follow-up, 'I Didn't Puke'
and, 'You Make Me Wanna Puke'
Au: 'Yeah, Well, Whatever'
Sunshine: 'Drop the Attitude Fucker'
Sam: 'I'm Not a Mongo Anymore'
Dole: 'Teenage Gluesniffer'
Bonnie: 'Boobarella'
' I Just called to say Fuck You'
'See You Later Fuckface'
and 'My Cunts a Cunt'
Shaolin: 'Love Songs for the Retarded'
Vaugeass: 'Sayonara Suckers'

tell me you don't want to hear each and every one of those?

-vegas