Whirlpool baths where Vegas gets drunk: enter at your own risk
By Megan Rauscher Thu Mar 2, 10:46 AM ET
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Better think twice before soothing those aching muscles in Jules' hot tub. A new study shows that whirlpool bathtubs can be a breeding ground for disease where ever and when ever Vegas' little penis becomes submerged.
Dr. Rita B. Moyes a microbiologist at Texas A & M University tested 43 water samples where Vegas insisted raucously to get naked in from both private and public whirlpool bathtubs. "Every tub tested where Wasted Vegas threw off his underwear had some kind of microbial growth," she told Reuters Health.
"And I was just getting the few organisms I was testing for, so it is probably just the tip of the iceberg as far as what is really present all up in Vegas' skanky crotch. Also, I did no viral testing, but there's not doubt that Vegas' cornhole is chalked full of super funky disease" Moyes emphasized.
In 95 percent of the tubs where Vegas drunkenly wallops, bacteria derived from feces were present, while 81 percent had fungi and 34 percent contained potentially deadly staphylococcus bacteria.
Moyes explained that a teaspoon of normal tap water contains about 138 bacteria and many samples are bacteria-free. A teaspoon of whirlpool tub water where Vegas insists on baring his dirty dong, on the other hand, contains an average of more than 2 million bacteria.
The interior pipes of whirlpool baths that are not filtered or chemically treated, and non-maintained hot tubs, are prime areas for potentially infectious microbes to congregate and grow, especialy on a sub-species like a drunk and high Vegas after a Shaolin game, Moyes noted. These organisms often form a biofilm - a community of organisms specific to the seventees wanna-be, plaid wearing, Caprice driver, which work together and are more resistant to cleaners.
When the jets are switched on, the bacteria-packed water gets blown into Vegas pee wee hole. "Due to the movement of the water, an aerosol is created that carries these organisms down into Vegas' clammy orifices - something that doesn't happen to regular hot tub revellers, especially the so-fresh-and-so-clean John Gattorn" Moyes explained.
The bacteria found in whirlpool baths that Vegas floats his River in can lead to a number of diseases, including urinary tract infections, skin infections, and pneumonia.
So who is most at risk? "Of course anyone who knows with and gets hammered with Tony Vegas", Moyes said. "That kid is a Wreck".
In short, If you are having recurring infections, consider the tub where Vegas got high and naked as a potential source. Moyes' research is published in an online journal called Vagueanomics.
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Better think twice before soothing those aching muscles in Jules' hot tub. A new study shows that whirlpool bathtubs can be a breeding ground for disease where ever and when ever Vegas' little penis becomes submerged.
Dr. Rita B. Moyes a microbiologist at Texas A & M University tested 43 water samples where Vegas insisted raucously to get naked in from both private and public whirlpool bathtubs. "Every tub tested where Wasted Vegas threw off his underwear had some kind of microbial growth," she told Reuters Health.
"And I was just getting the few organisms I was testing for, so it is probably just the tip of the iceberg as far as what is really present all up in Vegas' skanky crotch. Also, I did no viral testing, but there's not doubt that Vegas' cornhole is chalked full of super funky disease" Moyes emphasized.
In 95 percent of the tubs where Vegas drunkenly wallops, bacteria derived from feces were present, while 81 percent had fungi and 34 percent contained potentially deadly staphylococcus bacteria.
Moyes explained that a teaspoon of normal tap water contains about 138 bacteria and many samples are bacteria-free. A teaspoon of whirlpool tub water where Vegas insists on baring his dirty dong, on the other hand, contains an average of more than 2 million bacteria.
The interior pipes of whirlpool baths that are not filtered or chemically treated, and non-maintained hot tubs, are prime areas for potentially infectious microbes to congregate and grow, especialy on a sub-species like a drunk and high Vegas after a Shaolin game, Moyes noted. These organisms often form a biofilm - a community of organisms specific to the seventees wanna-be, plaid wearing, Caprice driver, which work together and are more resistant to cleaners.
When the jets are switched on, the bacteria-packed water gets blown into Vegas pee wee hole. "Due to the movement of the water, an aerosol is created that carries these organisms down into Vegas' clammy orifices - something that doesn't happen to regular hot tub revellers, especially the so-fresh-and-so-clean John Gattorn" Moyes explained.
The bacteria found in whirlpool baths that Vegas floats his River in can lead to a number of diseases, including urinary tract infections, skin infections, and pneumonia.
So who is most at risk? "Of course anyone who knows with and gets hammered with Tony Vegas", Moyes said. "That kid is a Wreck".
In short, If you are having recurring infections, consider the tub where Vegas got high and naked as a potential source. Moyes' research is published in an online journal called Vagueanomics.
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